My name is Michelle.Watch as I try to navigate through life while in the throes of a Bob”s Burgers obsession.Your go-to Bob”s Burgers blog since 2014.
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Gene: That takes the edge off.
Tina:(shudders) Oysters. I miss the dumpling house days.
Louise: Yeah, and the taco truck days.
Gene: Nah, I’m over those places. Dollar oysters are my new tacos. One more Kumamoto, please, Charles.
Charles: You got it, Gene. –
Gene: Ew. Look at that green blob. No judgment.
Louise: Looks like if whale diarrhea and Gene’s diarrhea had a baby.
Charles: It might be ugly, but that right there is the most important stuff in the entire ocean. It’s plankton. –
Gene: Plankton, you say? –
Charles: Yeah. It’s the food small critters eat, like these oysters. Then the small critters get eaten by big critters and so on, all the way up to Godzilla.
Gene: You hear that? You sure you guys don’t want to try one? It’s full of plankton and tastes like delicious post-nasal drip. (slurps) Hummy
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#what about blob
my brain is simply an apartment complex and various fictional characters are my silly little tenants
449 notes | posted 1 day ago | (wah-pah – ladygobpire)| Reblog |
#basically though #not burgers
bob is such a good dad ಥ‿ಥ
(Bob’s Burgers, Season 12 Episode 3)
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#bob belcher #tina belcher #gene belcher #louise belcher #the pumpkinening
♪ Ghosts and goblins, goblins and ghosts, yeah. ♪
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#bob belcher #linda belcher #tina and the real ghost
The episode this week and the week before aren’t as funny as previous seasons but it goes to show just how sweet Bob and Linda are. Linda knows just how much low self esteem Gayle has and she destroyed her own winning pumpkin so her sister wouldn’t feel down about losing to her. Bob came to admire Teddy when he realizes the great people skills he has and how he himself can’t connect to people the way he connects to inanimate objects.
Yeah, I guess. I’m sure I shouldn’t say “I don’t really care” but that kind of is how I feel about it. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve always appreciated that the humor in Bob’s isn’t coming from the characters being mean to each other, but it should still be funny. I want to laugh and enjoy myself while I’m watching, and in these past 2 episodes it seems like the built the whole story around Linda’s/Bob’s speech at the end and it just hasn’t been funny. :/
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#the pumpkinening #driving big dummy #spoilers #important answers to important questions #princess unipeg
The last 2 episodes really haven’t done it for me. Like with The Pumpkinening I really found it hard to care about how either of the plots turned out, and tonight’s episode was just stressful. I felt about as annoyed as Bob with how long Teddy was taking, but then I also felt bad for Teddy too because Bob is supposed to be his best friend and here he is clearly not acting like a friend. All in all, not a lot of laughs. Hope the next ones are better.
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#spoilers #the pumpkinening #driving big dummy
ITS BEACH CLEAN-UP DAY ON AN ALL-NEW “BOB’S BURGERS” SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 7, ON FOX
When the Belcher kids participate in a beach clean-up for Wagstaff Volunteer Day, Louise gets drawn into a battle of wits with Mr. Fischoeder. Meanwhile, Teddy surprises Bob and Linda with a new look in the all-new “Beach, Please” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, Nov. 7 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.
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#bob's burgers #bobs burgers #beach please
Photos from“Driving Big Dummy” airing Sunday, October 17th, at 9:00 EST.
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#bob's burgers #bobs burgers #driving big dummy #my posts
Older Belchers & Pestos
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#bob belcher #linda belcher #tina belcher #gene belcher #louise belcher #jimmy pesto #jimmy jr. #andy and ollie #fanart
‘My child is fine’
Sir/Ma”am/Mx., your child is writing extensive essays detailing the many intricacies and subtle/overt parallels of their favorite fictional pairings and posting them online.
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#listen #there are t/jj and shamy parallels i have seen them #basically though #not burgers
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#gene belcher #legends of the mall
Me continuing to make irrelevant text posts on jonathanlewisforcongress.com like any of y’all care in the slightest bit
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#basically though #not burgers
92 notes | posted 1 week ago | (teratomat| Reblog |
#tina belcher #gene belcher #louise belcher #crystal mess
Bob’s BurgersManic Pixie Crap Show
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#TinaTuesday #her majesty #tina belcher #louise belcher #manic pixie crap show