You can”t make this shit up.
rude slang Said of a situation, event, or action that is or seems especially bizarre, surreal, or hard to believe. A piece of metal that had embedded itself in the patient”s abdomen from the accident actually deflected the bullet away from his vital organs. I”m telling you, you can”t make this shit up. The guy I”m dating used to be best friends with the brother of a girl I went to band camp with when I was eight years old.
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you can't eat your cake and have it (too) you can't expect (one) to believe (something) You can't expect me to believe that You can't fight city hall you can't get a quart into a pint pot you can't get blood from a stone you can't get blood from a turnip you can't get blood out of a turnip You can't get there from here you can't go home again you can't go wrong you can't have your cake and eat it you can't have your cake and eat it(, too) you can't judge a book by its cover you can't keep a good man down you can't keep a good man/woman down you can't live with them, you can't live without them you can't lose what you never had you can't make a silk purse (out) of a sow's ear you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear you can't make an omelet without breaking (a few) eggs you can't make an omelet without breaking eggs you can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs you can't make bricks without straw You can't make this shit up. You can't make this stuff up. You can't make this up. You can't mean that! you can't miss it you can't polish a turd you can't put a wise head on young shoulders you can't put an old head on young shoulders you can't put new wine in(to) an old bottle you can't put new wine in(to) an old wineskin you can't put new wine in(to) old bottles you can't put new wine in(to) old wineskins you can't run with the hare and hunt with the hounds you can't say fairer you can't serve (both) God and mammon you can't sit in two chairs at once you can't sit in two chairs at the same time you can't sit in two chairs with one butt you can't spell (something) without (something else) you can't squeeze blood from a stone you can't squeeze blood from a turnip you can't step in the same river twice you can't take it with you you can't teach an old dog new tricks you can't tell a book by its cover you can't unring a bell
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